A mexican who has elite skills in ruining computers and blaming it on other people. Known for their great procrastinating skills and their ability to whine and complain about everything, especially people named "Rowdy" "Chowdy" or "Chowdy Bags".
The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.