5 definitions by Jimmny Crickett

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A Peanut Turd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of shit , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut M&M'S you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that's a complete idiot, a Peanut Turd. Hence the phrase "Your not the smartest Peanut in the Turd" !!!!!!
(Guy)Why did you set your mom on fire yesterday ?
( Friend ) :Because man she wouldnt stop coming into my room while I was fondling Rebecca.....
(Guy)Dude you are such an F'ing Peanut Turd !!!!
by Jimmny Crickett September 29, 2006

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The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
by Jimmny Crickett November 06, 2006

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A "Penis Rod" is usually a male who is a constant irritation of sorts. This term can be applied to anyone that has a severe problem with being a consistant annoyance.

Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )

The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!
(While playing Halo 2) Those Elite alien bastards are being complete Penis Rod's throwing all those grenades !!!!!!!!

or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!
by Jimmny Crickett September 26, 2006

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A Ham Dune is a person of Arabic or Indian descent. Often heard as Sand Nigger , or Towel head. Many are considered smelly as their particular belief system does not believe in deodorant , or a consistancy or bathing !!!!!!
Hey look , theres another Ham dune working at a gas station!!!!

Or
There went another Ham Dune Taxi driver!!!!
by Jimmny Crickett February 09, 2007

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"Naws"
Slang for the Male sex Organ. AKA "PeNaws", Penis, Crank, Pole, Dong, Dick, Cock, Prick, Shaft, Johnson, Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger.
I really wanted to bang the hot waitress I met last night but my "Naws" was already worn out from the night before.
by Jimmny Crickett July 25, 2011

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