6 definitions by Jiminy Criquette

Top Definition
1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds
1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!
#turd burglar #fudge packer #ass gobbler #ryan reynolds #butt bandit #santorum
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
A person who takes loads and loads of cum from a particualr partner.
That Mel is pretty cute. Too bad Cashman says she's his personal cumdump.
#skeeze #skank #ditchpig #skunt #dirty box #herpe grenade
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.
Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
#ass #poop chute #turd dispenser #playdoh factory #hershey highway
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.
GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.
#herpe slurpy #herperash #herpe grenade #herpester #herpolated
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.
Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.
#bone barnacle #herpes #herps #sore #love bug #warts #hpv
by Jiminy Criquette September 06, 2007
A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.
Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.
#bag barnacle #herps #herpes #sore #hpv #scunt #blumpkin #gagger #hawaiian punch
by Jiminy Criquette September 06, 2007
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