6 definitions by Jiminy Criquette

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1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds
1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007

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A person who takes loads and loads of cum from a particualr partner.
That Mel is pretty cute. Too bad Cashman says she's his personal cumdump.
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007

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Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.
Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007

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An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.
GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.
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A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.
Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 06, 2007

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A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.
Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.
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