82 definitions by Jimbob

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.
Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.
by jimbob August 29, 2004

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either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.
1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.
by Jimbob December 11, 2003

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A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN
Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.
by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

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dud
describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face
The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.
by Jimbob January 18, 2004

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a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing
i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!
by jimbob February 16, 2003

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A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.
oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot
by JimBob December 25, 2003

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giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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