127 definitions by Jimbo

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.
by Jimbo December 14, 2004
Somebody who will do something fun instead of drink, smoke, spit, swear, fight unlike kevs
Skater 1 "Lets go skatin dude"
Skater 2 "Why not"
Skater 3 "Lets see if we can 360 flip that ledge over there"
by Jimbo June 27, 2004
a result from having a vaccuum cleaner for a mate. having somthing suck continuously on your neck until all the blood rushes to that spot and resulting in a "bruise-like" black and purple mark
"damn yo that bitch is like a hoover"
by Jimbo September 22, 2003
A young wrestler who is constantly improving in the ring. He was a great heel and then he became a horrible face. He's a heel again, so all is right in the world.
Randy Orton is entertaining as a heel, but I can't stand him as a face. Now I hope he kicks Undertaker's ass.
by jimbo March 26, 2005
to blow someone off; to be a dick and not respond to someone when they desire to talk.
the hot girl walking down the street IGNORED the scumbag looking guy because she was a bitch, little did she know he was hung like a fuckin' horse...
by Jimbo September 18, 2003
A group comprised of Madrox&Monoxide
pumpen out awsome lyrics. Two real juggalos Bitch smacken all the jaggahos
Twiztid was fucken hard core live
by Jimbo May 26, 2003
the john doe of negros
look at leroy sitting on his porch
by Jimbo August 22, 2003

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