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4 definitions by Jim17g

 
1.
An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.
Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.
by jim17g April 26, 2006
 
2.
Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.
Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.
by jim17g April 05, 2005
 
3.
An economical yet attractive portajohn model weighing about 196 pounds. Has a light enhancing roof and is very expensive.
Person 1: Hey what type of portajohn did you order?

Person 2: I went with the Green John model.
by Jim17g January 21, 2005
 
4.
See fumbalaya

When a player fumbles the ball in the game of football. Often shouted by announcers and can be said by players engaging in any type of football video game when a fumble occurs.
Player 1: Oh man theres a first down, hes goin...ahhhh fuckin fumble!!
Player 2: Fumblerooski!
by jim17g April 05, 2005