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1 definition by Jim Wade

 
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"Monkeypoo" is a synonym for "apeshit". It appears in certain books by Terry Pratchet.

It is NOT used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word "monkey" and WILL go apeshit.
"Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey, or he'll go monkeypoo on you."
(Before entering the presence of said ape.)
by Jim Wade July 28, 2011