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layton (noun): commonly known as another word for penis.

the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.

Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.

If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
Remember, when you zip up your pants, don't let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.

Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!

Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
by Jim Tins November 29, 2010

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