76 definitions by Jim Inman

A goat roper is a wannabe rancher or a cowboy poser. Goat ropers have the 4x4 pickup and the cowboy hat, but no cattle, horses, brain, or land.
I really could use a pick-up truck now and then, but I don't want people to think I'm a goat roper.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.
No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.
by Jim Inman September 02, 2006
Betty Page is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.
Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.
That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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