1 definition by Jim Cricket

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The prime motivating factor in any (straight) males life. Like oxygen, it's only important if you're not getting any. Lack thereof causing depression, anxiety, willingness to do any stupid stunt to get some, and a train of thought that focuses on little but the question of why you're the only one on the planet not getting any.
"Alright we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, red pussy...try a big pussy for a penny...if you can find
cheaper pussy anywhere...FFUUUCCCKKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"--Cheech Marin
by Jim Cricket May 29, 2005

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