A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within
city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your
yard all day, eating acorns
and pissing off your
dogs. They are a bunch of self
- righteous little bastards who think that your
yard and acorns
are entitled to them.
How come yard niggers wait
until the last second
to run under your car when you drive by?
My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.
Sorry I cant hear you there
are a bunch of yard niggers running around
outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.