Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.