2 definitions by Jezmondo

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Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!
by Jezmondo November 07, 2007

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A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.
*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!
by Jezmondo November 07, 2007

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