5 definitions by Jewsus Chrizzist

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Former preseason all american point guard for Michigan State University, Drew Neitzel. Magic Johnson was Magic but Mr. Neitzel is Cracker Magic.
Cracker Magic be ballin', ain't no one greater, when he's finished you girl friend's period is coming 9 months later.
by Jewsus Chrizzist September 01, 2008

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noun
: A group of retarded, mostly fat as shit, wiggers from Nashville, TN that dropped out of high school to rap. They rap about how much money they have and their Myspace is all about how much money they got. The funny thing is that they suck, they're retarded, they're hill billy inbred white trash, and completely broke. The only way they stay dry, warm, and so fat is by combining their welfare checks and stealing their foster parents' EBT cards.

They have videos on Myspace and YouTube. Just look up Stunna615 or 615Stunna. Try not to kill yourself after witnessing their wiggerdom.

They're so pathetic that you'd think it's fake, but they have the tattoos to prove they really think they're rappers.

They also claim to be trying to get their songs played at Titans games. That's not a good idea because Kerry Collins hates niggers.

I'd rather pull a Jett Travolta and bash my skull against a bath tub than watch their retarded shit. If Kid Rock aborted a fetus inside Courtney Love by injecting Jim Beam and sulfuric acid into her rotten vagina, Cashville Money Squad is what would dribble out.
by Jewsus Chrizzist January 09, 2009

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A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.
That nigga is a jewtard.
by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

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Thai word for fat nigger.

Fat, lazy, dark person.
Sow wow uan dom!

There's too many uan doms at this party.
by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

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GBC
A GBC or "gay, black, cripple" is an acronym used to describe a homosexual black man in a wheel chair. They are known for their jerry curls, large penises, spinner wheel chair rims, and shit eating grins.

They are also the worst hate crime victims. If you beat up a GBC you are committing a hate crime towards three different demographics. ULTIMATE hate crime.
I kicked that GBC right out his wheel chair and stomped his mouth 'cause it was the only thing that was still movin'! Talk shit now motha fucka!
by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

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