3 definitions by JewlEN
| 1. | Echinoderm Constellation Theory | ||
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This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet. That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.
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| 2. | oCUPus | ||
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An underwater mythical crustacean that resembles an octopus. It has leathery wings that act as fins for quicker underwater travel, that carries a harpoon gun. It is said that the oCUPus has the power to make fish fall in love. In February, the oCUPus comes to the sea to spread love.
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| 3. | Homayoun | ||
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A lazy foreigner that acts in the manner of a three-toed sloth. While he seems active and energetic, he will spend three-fourths of the day sleeping.
While he is awake, he will dress like a 50 year old man and spend his time playing James Bond video games, rapping, and posting in forums. Homayoun's are so lazy. They're worse than blacks.
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