6 definitions by Jewish Drunkard

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Monica Lewinsky got a mean head game dawg.
by Jewish Drunkard September 26, 2006

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a mad kikass game where u can drug deal, commit insurance fraud, jack cars kill gangbangers with a ak and not go 2 jail, if u got a fast car
Yo thats them Brawler bitch ass niggas lets ice them bitches an get em outta saints row homie.
by Jewish Drunkard September 04, 2006

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Something the true alcoholic learns to master
After drinking that case of cheap .99 cent labatt ice mixed with old english malt liquor i've become a master at supressing my gag reflex whilst at the same time managing to get pissy drunk for a measly 4 dollars! a win win!
by Jewish Drunkard November 21, 2011

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What happens in Modern Warfare 2 once you have 24 kills and somebody shoots you ruining your chances for a tactical nuke!!!
I have been playing MW2 for 8 hours straight and was just 1 kill away from a tactical nuke and I got noob tubed, what a buzzkill! Why must you be so cruel to me world!!!???
by Jewish Drunkard June 10, 2010

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One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.
Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!
by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011

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A half ounce of marijuana 14 Grams.
Take that pound and break it into halfies and we alright.
by Jewish Drunkard January 18, 2006

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