6 definitions by Jevastus Destinus

Top Definition
Created in 2009 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means "a worthless pathetic whore that fucks a couple of boys everyday for a couple of bucks". Usually an attention whore. "whore" is replaceable with "slut, bitch, hoe, prostitute, and doxie".
Jevastus: How's it going?
Idiot: That's none of your business.
Jevastus: Alright then, shove a fucking white whale up your ass, you worthless fuck-a-couple-o'-boys-erryday-for-a-couple-o'-bucks whore. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011
Created in 2011 by Jevastus Destinus, this word is used to refer to someone that downloads stuff illegally on the Internet--a pirate.
Jevastus: Yo, who gives a fuck if you's a downloader?
Some dude: Nobody.
by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011
Created in 2010/2011 by Jevastus Destinus, it's a joke that makes you laugh so hard that you get 6-pack abs laughing at it.

Alternatives: 6-pack abs joke, 6-p joke, six-pack abs joke, six-pack joke, s-p joke.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a real 6-pack joke, bro. I always get 6-pack abs laughing at you.
Some dude: I know that already. Thank you. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 20, 2011
Created in 2011 by Jevastus Destinus, this slang means a very hard laugh you had that you got 6-pack abs as a result of laughing.

Alternatives: 6-pack abs laugh, 6-p laugh, six-pack abs laugh, six-pack laugh, s-p laugh
Jevastus: Yo, you know what a 6-pack laugh is?
Some dude: Hahahahahhahahahaha.
by Jevastus Destinus January 20, 2011
Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011
A slang for "internet connection" created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus.
Guy #1: What speed is your downloader?
Guy #2: Who cares.
by Jevastus Destinus January 18, 2011

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