One of the most common names in the hebrew language, meaning "Dew" in english. Commonly jewish, members of society carrying this name are typically synonymous with all descriptive phrases displaying kickassery.
Woah, if he would let me, I would totally have that Tal guy bang me!
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!