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A fabled substance produced by the vagina which resembles ungrated Parmesan cheese and smells and tastes like cauliflower. It is frequently sold on the black market and celebrities who wish to make some extra cash have been known to sell their kunk to the kunk connoisseurs of the world. The Queen of England has the most valuable kunk worldwide but she will not sell her kunk. People enjoy kunk on a variety of foods including kunk on toast, kunky fries, macaroni and kunk, and the all time favorite, kunk burgers. Kunk can also be used as a hair mask, for damaged locks.
EW I hooked up with that girl last night, stay away man, she has rotten kunk.

mmm...try my banana kunk milkshake!
by Jesuslovesme 6969 May 11, 2008

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