3 definitions by Jesus4Brains

consisting of big ass titties and huge dick of the greatest variety everyone loves it and he humps shit then pees every where and turns White bears yellow.
Person 1: dude wheres "Smokey" the dog
Person 2:O he's outside pissing and cumming on everything
by Jesus4Brains October 13, 2007
This certain item is when the UPS guy comes inside your house and shits on your floor. Now why the hell would he do that? Becuase of Vagina Pudding! Buy it at your nearest Vagi-Mart. No need to use the butthole anymore! Vagina Pudding puts your vagina to the test!

Also used when a man shits into the vagina of a woman.
"Hey man I heard that UPS guy shit on your floor."
"Who cares, I use Vagina Pudding too."

"Hey did you give Mary a vagina pudding yet?"
"No, the dumb bitch went to a fucking barn and had a baby named Jesus. I think I'll give jesus a Vagina Pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am."
by Jesus4Brains October 13, 2007
One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.
Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!
by Jesus4Brains October 13, 2007

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