Alberta is a charming little village of approximately 350 people located in east
central Alberta. It boasts
of having a school, curling rink, and hockey rink.
Visitors to Irma
are welcomed with open
arms but are NOT encouraged
to become residents (especially if the visitor is a "faggot, nigger, sand nigger, or chink....according to the locals). However, should
you be intent on becoming a permanent resident, Irma
known as a "swingers" town. The town also supports
of incest, having only a few last names
in the phone book, so outsiders may or may not be welcome to wife/cousin swap. Who knows. You will also
be expected to sexually service or loan your wife to the local men's hockey and baseball team.
Due to the high rate
of incest and the offspring it has produced over many generations, please be understanding when
dealing with these people, as life moves a lot slower there, and beware of moving vehicles as most residents are drunk
off their ass by lunch. High speed Internet is not yet available, yet residents have
been fooled into
believing it has.