A place run by politics and greed, where the kids are friendly (IF they like you...) and should burst into flames everytime they walk into the church...
Youth 1: Hey ho!
Youth 2: I'm not a prostitute... Unlike your FACE!
Youth 1: your MOM'S face!!!
Youth 3: ... *whispers under breath* your mom's face last night
*walks into Webster Hills UMC's Doors*
**bursts into flames**
***damned to hell***
do i REALLY have to give 10% to the church?? i wanted to go on that carribean cruise next week.... and the ship's fuel is baby kitten blood