256 definitions by Jesus

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.
by Jesus June 18, 2004
A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.
Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1
by Jesus September 26, 2004
Sandeep Akella
Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella
by Jesus May 19, 2004
Something people take to look hard.

The more hardcore the drug the harder you are.

If you sell them to kids then you'll get a record deal.
50 cent : "Stage rapping ass niggaz ain't sold no drugs"
by Jesus March 22, 2005
born in wedlock
my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.
by jesus November 16, 2003
And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.
Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
by jesus April 17, 2005
Other Peoples Property!
as the song goes...
Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.
by Jesus August 11, 2004

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