A holiday for people
with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives
becomes the religion of the mother, and thus
they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December
3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration
of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.