1 definition by Jesse has an ugly dick69

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A blonde faggot little bitch that can't hold his liqour. He also has a very ugly dick.
"WTF is wrong with that kid?"
"He's a Jesse"
"Shitty."

"Eww! What the hell is that?!"
"it's my dick"
"I'm sorry to inform you bro, but you have a Jesse"
"fuck."
by Jesse has an ugly dick69 November 25, 2011

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