1 definition by Jesse Godfrey

Top Definition
A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.
process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance.
Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.
by Jesse Godfrey July 05, 2005
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