After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.
I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.
When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.
The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
That's one damn spooky turd!
A fart that smells so bad you can see it.
Dude, where did that visual fart come from?
When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!
During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.
I just seriously shit a painful bloody butt nugget.