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A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"
by JessFink January 13, 2009

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A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009

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