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8 definitions by Jerry Winston

1. brixton briefcase
A massive radio-cassette player, usually carried by stoned and thuggish black youths.
"Look at that cocky twat with his Brixton briefcase blaring out niggershit"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
2. spazbecker
A useful generic term for anyone who's dull, dirty, mentally retarded and stinks a bit. Derived from an episode of the Young Ones (British comedy series c.1983).
"Spazbecker the dull!"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
3. clayson
A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.
"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
4. whabs
The breasts.
"Nigella Lawson has lovely whabs"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
5. jnr loaded
Very very shit nu-metal / skate / grunge band that split up acrimoniously after some gay rock magazine had the temerity to slate them. Now used as a generic term for any band that suck shit.
"Jnr Loaded were expelled from Satan's rectum"
"The Stones used to be good, they're fucking Jnr Loaded now"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
6. yankee doodle wanky
The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
7. cuntbung
An annoying or offensive young woman.
"Ms Dynamite is a cuntbung"
by Jerry Winston Sep 9, 2003 add a video
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