9 definitions by Jerktart

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
by Jerktart February 29, 2012

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Abbreviation for "death by noop."

Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.
Mr. Edward Jacobs, 76, died yesterday in his apartment. Police have confirmed that he died of natural causes, a common doop incident.

No suspects are wanted for questioning.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011

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