Suburban town in MOCO where adults make almost
as much money as those in near-by Potomac. The prep
population is massive and ranges from
13 year old hookers
to 17 year old ex-football
players that suck
at lacrosse. Very similar to Potomac, although there
is a smaller population of Asians and even
a tiny population of down-to-earth
punks who enjoy scaring their prep
classmates, fighting the man, and tagging
benches in the multi-million dollar
public parks. Even with
all their money, all kids
end up doing is going to the Montgomery Aquatic Center (because swimming outside, besides in the pool in your
backyard is just unsanitary, and anyway, you might
bump into some wangsters at a public pool in Rockville) and skateboarding
badly up and down Wisconsin Avenue going to Mongolian BBQ for 10 minutes at a time and only eating half a plate. Most kids
live less than
15 blocks away from
Whitman High, but instead decide to A) Nag their parents to buy them a car worth at least $15,000 B) Go to Landon or Georgetown Prep
and tell all your
friends you're doing a girl at Holy Cross or finally C) Vice versa.
Bethesda kid #1: Yesterday I saw these
emo kids hanging out in the park I was driving past in my new Mercedes.
Bethesda kid #2: EEEWWW you saw emo kids??
Bethesda Kid #3: Did you throw
anything at them?
Bethesda Kid #1: I would
have, but I didn't wanna get outta my car and get my new Lacoste all polleny.
(silence while checking voicemail
on their new sidekicks)
Bethesda kid #2: HEY-let's go to Monogolian