215 definitions by Jeremy

BQ
Bimbo Quotient. Very similar to IQ; somebody with a high BQ will exhibit all the signs of being a bimbo.
"She has such a high BQ. Seriously, next time you talk to her, look at her eyes. Nothing going on behind them."
by Jeremy June 03, 2005
This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
a better and more attractive way of saying: "haha word"
"oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticunton... that was so funny"
by Jeremy October 01, 2004
A large asian man who constantly creates problems because of his unquenchable hunger for molesting Sean Dill and eating sanwiches.
Quinton Woo
by Jeremy November 19, 2003
A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 21, 2006
to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.
I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.
by JEREMY July 23, 2003
The community college for all the preps from Palos Verdes, San Pedro, Wilmington, and Torrance, CA.
Rich snobby girl from PV: I got a 4.0, but ugh!, I don't have to fill out applications, I'll just go to El Co a.k.a. UC El Camino.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003
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