A power plant
Ex-honey bee farm
The "best" place in the world to live.
Situated 3 miles away from the hip and happening town of Buckner (they have an entire 2,000 people!)
Gotta love Missouri. MO. .. .. Missouruh. Never come here, please.
"How do you get there?"
"Well, you're gonna go north by some orchard *notices HUGE FUCKING SIGN ABOUT ORCHARD 2 miles north* .. then turn right and right again by "the big yellow building" <--- this is proof that you've entered Hicksville. People here don't use street names, they use "the yellow building."
"So, how's Sibley?"