1 definition by Jeremiah Jones

smegnant

derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

by Jeremiah Jones September 29, 2007