A 25 year old, fat, still lives with his mother, pokemon lover, who thinks "gangbanging" is when two people e-kiss. He likes to call random girls whores because any self respecting woman wouldn't give him the time of day, and has the a tough time holding an intellectual conversation. Also a complusive liar.
Nightmare: I won powerfest 1994, causing a HUGE upset.
Marrshu: And where's the article?
Nightmare:....no one reported it.