2 definitions by Jehc Reed

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to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found
As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.
by Jehc Reed June 10, 2005

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Derived from the van in the GTA game series

Verb: to go beyond being the worst at something
Adjective: worthless
Noun: someone who sucks at everything
Well Brandon maybe if you didn't rumpo at playing this game maybe you would win.

Billy scoffed at his rumpo friends as they endlessly reminded him his sisters were hot.

Since Alex is a rumpo, he knew his life would be meaningless.
by Jehc Reed June 06, 2005

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