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dps
Dick Packin' Sacks. It's just something girls got. You score them on a scale of 0-1 usually in multiples of .05. Anything can change a girls DPS score: appearence, actions, child bearing abilities, financial situation, just about anything. The closer to 1 the better, and in some special cases negative DPS can be obtained.
1. "Way to be a stupid bitch, your DPS just went down .2 points."

2. "Man I would give Karen a .7 DPS."
by Jeff Hardy July 09, 2006

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