4 definitions by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle Aug 4, 2009 add a video
When a person fills a mason jar with cocaine, sits on it slowly (like in 1 guy 1 cup) and the jar busts. The cocaine goes directly into the bloodstream thus numbing the wound and the stuffer dies from blood loss and overdose.
"Did ya hear, man? Jamie did a Frosty Bomb and it killed him in ten minutes! Bet it was the best ten minutes of his life though!"
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle Jan 26, 2009 add a video
When a woman is pregnant and shoots cocaine into her stomach. Eventually, the baby turns into a coke organ. The mother is able to harness and draw out the cocaine from the coke organ and become more intoxicated. Finally the organ turns into a coke snake and swims all around the inside of the mother's body.
Did you hear? Emma was prego and she had a coke snake.
Slang: Man fuck that bitch, she ain't nothin but a coke snake.
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle Jan 25, 2009 add a video
When you are engaging in an act of coitous, and you proceed to rub the clit with a steel wool pad, and topping it off with cayene and or chile powder.
"Oh Henry, I just loved it when you gave me that Rasberry Jasmine last night, although I could have done without the chocolate icing garnish."
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle Mar 6, 2009 add a video