is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)This
is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach
sand, or any sand for that
matter, into the anus
before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this
act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that
glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?