60 definitions by Jeff D

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.
I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
by Jeff D April 21, 2003

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Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"
That Rush concert was fabsolute!
by Jeff D July 28, 2004

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1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!
I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.
by Jeff D February 14, 2006

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The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.
People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.
by Jeff D July 16, 2005

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An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.
Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.
by Jeff D October 10, 2005

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Pretending to apologize without being sincere.
She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.
by Jeff D April 21, 2003

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A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.
by Jeff D April 20, 2003

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