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409 definitions by Jeff

 
372.
Being highly intoxicated.
I went to the bar last night and just got SILLY.
by jeff March 21, 2004
 
373.
Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
 
374.
A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.
Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.
by Jeff January 05, 2004
 
375.
a word u say when ur mad
(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk
by Jeff November 07, 2003
 
376.
bounce aka bobo
you stepped in the cement, ass clown
by jeff September 12, 2003
 
377.
A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?
Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.
by Jeff January 11, 2004
 
378.
A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.
by jeff March 17, 2005