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2 definitions by Jeff McKracken

 
1.
The act of using a sock for masturbational purposes
I caught Grant Friemeling the other night. He thought he was home alone.
by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006
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2.
The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.
John pulled a stinky kalber the other night on 24th street.
by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006
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