2 definitions by Jeezuradick

Batoning

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.

I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance

by Jeezuradick March 10, 2022

Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.

"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."

by Jeezuradick August 28, 2015