6 definitions by Jedimintrick

Top Definition
An abbreviation of a typo. Originally "Owned" which became "pwned" when some n00b with questionable typing skills wrote this linguistic abortion into their chat console. The term is an abbreviation of the newly-created word.

The term refers to figuartively getting your ass beat in by a forty-something year-old prison inmate, i.e. getting your shit kicked; getting your ass whooped; getting knocked out; you lose bitch.
"OmGlOlWtF i JeZt ToTly gt Pwn'd!1!@/1'??"
"O rlY?!/1*!@1"
"yA rly!1!22"
by Jedimintrick October 30, 2006
The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
by Jedimintrick October 24, 2006
The act of feigning enthusiasm.

Usually sarcastic, but can sometimes be a means of gratifying a dull anecdote.
"I had to use my unthusiasm to get rid of that guy."

"Hey man, no need to use unthusiasm on me."
by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006
A term commonly used for describing a state of being or an object. Usually used as a positive affirmation.

The term may be used whenever you feel like it.
Using this term negatively is incorrect and motherfucking retarded.
"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good-cool."

"What colour are your shoes?"
"Good-cool, suckah."

"How did you feel about your grandma fell over?"
"I laughed my dick off."
"Good-cool son, good-cool."
by Jedimintrick October 30, 2006
Dirty films played in fast forward, where the action becomes so fast that sexual arousal is intensified by thirty times.

Usually spectators climax before unzipping their pants.
"I went to see a fastcore movie and glued my pants to myself"

"Hey kid, wanna touch it?"
by Jedimintrick October 22, 2006
An abbreviation of a typo. Originally "Owned" which became "pwned" when some n00b with questionable typing skills wrote this linguistic abortion into their chat console. The term is an abbreviation of the newly-created word.

The term refers to figuratively getting your ass beat in by a forty-something year-old prison inmate, i.e. getting your shit kicked; getting your ass whooped; getting knocked out; you lose bitch.
"OmGlOlWtF i JeZt ToTly gt Pwn'd!1!@/1'??"
"O rlY?!/1*!@1"
"yA rly!1!22"
by Jedimintrick October 30, 2006
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