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5 definitions by Jed Fearon

 
1.
Anus, butt, rear end, cigar cutter
I'm afraid to go camping because when I squat in the woods to drop a deuce there's a good chance some rattle snake thinks he's about to get t-bagged and I don't want fang marks on my puckered corn bazooka.
by Jed Fearon March 04, 2008
 
2.
Impressive arsenal of vocabulary resulting from extended hours spent reading while sitting on the toilet.
Sylvester Stallone probably spends way too much time reading on the toilet which starts to explain why his lexican is overloaded with so many big words.
by Jed Fearon March 26, 2009
 
3.
Noun: A condition that exists when a person thinks way too highly of themselves.
Donald Trump's confidence is so off the charts he appears to have a self-esteem surplus.
by Jed Fearon January 19, 2009
 
4.
Self-serving, motivational call to action regardless of the long-term consequences.
Sure you may get pregnant if I neglect to use a condom, but come on, let's make history!
by Jed Fearon November 05, 2008
 
5.
Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.
Most straight prisoners avoid bending over in a crowded shower because they are pokophobic.
by Jed Fearon February 10, 2009