2 definitions by Jealtech

A Megafuckoff is someone who is so much of a whiny little bitch that anyone who comes into contact with them will imminently want to tear out there wind pipe and beat them to death with it.
It's origins are from the school grounds of one "Jealy" who is totally awesome. where he told one teacher that he was a Megafuckoff when "Jealy" was questioned about stepping on a plant.

Teacher- Hay don't step on the plant.. what did that ever do to you
Jealy- fuck off you Nature Nancy
Teacher- What did you say!?
Jealy Ok i'll rephrase YOUR A MEGAFUCKOFF NATURE NANCY!
or
Jonno- hay Jealy, it's Stoken
Jealy- Holy shit, megafuckoff alert
by Jealtech March 03, 2009
A stoken is the state of being a total fucknut to everyone.
To be a stokan you must think you are better then everyone else at everything when in reality you are just another fucker that everyone wants to kill.
A stokan is closely related to a megafuckoff however a stokan is much, much, much worse... so much worse in fact is a stokan that anyone who meets a person fitting the description must cut out the person's eye balls and shove them up there arse, while stabbing them again and again in the head, chest and groin areas with a red hot poker.

I also advise anyone who meets a person that fits the description of a stokan to call the police immediately because a stokan has a habbit of giving illegal substances to young people between the age of 10 to 16 so that the stokan looks "cool"
Holy shit man, did you see that stokan back there giving those year 7's vodka?

That stokan over there makes me want to commit mass homicide just because he's breathing in and out still.

If that megafuckoff stokan doesn't kill him self soon i will personally take those 3 fire works over there and put them where the sun don't shine.

That's it i will fucking kill that fucking fucker of a megafuckoff stokan!
by Jealtech March 05, 2009

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