An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped