1 definition by Jaywalrus

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When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia
Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
by Jaywalrus May 21, 2011

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