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4 definitions by Jaysjob

 
1.
The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.
After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.
by JaysJob June 24, 2009
 
2.
A state that describes whether or not you can sustain a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
My sister said "I don't know why I can't stay in a relationship. Maybe I'm just not boyfriendable?"
by jaysjob October 28, 2008
 
3.
A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.
Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!
by Jaysjob April 16, 2010
 
4.
When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
by JaysJob August 20, 2009