2 definitions by Jayden Leski

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A dirty bitch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

Often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. The offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. Examples of such names include: Denay, Jayden, Chapelle, Mercedes, etc.
Fwark me... she's such a scummy mummy she must be rakin' in the welfare.

Five year old girl: When I grow up (translation: When I'm 14), I wanna be a scummy mummy so I can leave school, get welfare, and sit on my ass doing nothing.

Bogan Male: Fuck those scummy mummies... without them I couldn't get a root, but fucken they take all my dole.
by Jayden Leski November 29, 2006

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A dirty bitch who has kids for one reason only; to collect welfare money.

Often, they will start early; 15-16 seems to be the norm, however some start much earlier than this. The offspring of such a mother can often be identified by their charming names. Examples of such names include: Denay, Jayden, Chapelle, Mercedes, etc.
Fwark me... she's such a scummy mummy she must be rakin' in the welfare.

Five year old girl: When I grow up (translation: When I'm 14), I wanna be a scummy mummy so I can leave school, get welfare, and sit on my ass doing nothing.

Bogan Male: Fuck those scummy mummies... without them I couldn't get a root, but fucken they take all my dole.
by Jayden Leski November 29, 2006

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