1 definition by JaySelway

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To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
by JaySelway February 27, 2008

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